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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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