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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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