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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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