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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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