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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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