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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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