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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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