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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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