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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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