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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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