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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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