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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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