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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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