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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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