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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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