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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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