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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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