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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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