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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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