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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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