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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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