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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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