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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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