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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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