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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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