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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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