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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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