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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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