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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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