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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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