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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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