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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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