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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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