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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Picard eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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