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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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