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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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