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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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