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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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