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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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