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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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