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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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