Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.