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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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