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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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