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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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