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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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