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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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