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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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