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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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