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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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