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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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