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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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