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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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