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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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