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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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