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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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