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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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